With one final push, Jackson Gregory Oliver Jones took his place proudly in the line up of Movie Parody Network thespians. Click on the photo to see the many faces of Jackson Jones.
Jack Jones gets ready for his first close up.
Jackson joined the cast on November 15th 2013 and his agents are Greg and Bethany Jones. Many of you will vaguely remember that Bethany and Greg are web video celebrities due to their involvement in Movie Parody Network. But enough about them. So far, some of Jackson’s favorite things to do are sleep, look around, make Mommy and Daddy feel goofy, swing his heavy head around and smack people in the mouth, and use his razor-sharp baby claws on any available bare skin. Oh, and he’s developed an affinity for breasts.
Jackson has demanded a starring role in season three of MPN with remakes of noir classics like Baby Face, Baby Face Nelson, (same plot, longer name) Gone Baby Gone, Little Caesar, I Wake up Screaming, The Big Sleep (a role he was born to play. “I feel Christopher Nash was a bit too cerebral in his interpretation”, observes Jackson) Born to Kill, Born to be Bad (our choice) Cry Danger, A Cry in the Night (again, our choice) and The Naked City. Jackson claims to have no problem with nudity as long as it’s tastefully… actually he prefers nudity to having his arms and legs twisted and shoved into those confining shirts and his head forced through a tiny space. Once is enough!
Welcome aboard Jackson Gregory Oliver Jones. I’ll always have a stick of gum for you. Now maybe we can get rid of that monkey.